A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike
You stank twat waffle.
a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.
Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.
1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.
President Bush is such a twat waffle.
a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.
Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.