A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle
My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.
One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.
I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.
After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.
"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."
Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.
Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??
A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron