A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yo I smoked Doinks at the Doink Shack last night with the boys.
Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.
Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4? Paul: 7 Roger: No you doink it’s 5
Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys Max: Bet what time is the session Jack: 6pm my place
Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink
When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.
Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg? Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked Home boy 1: whatchu mean Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?
Another name for a gay person generally used by italians
Hey I never that you were a Fa-doink I should introduce you to my brother he's one too.