A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is when an individual tells a story with unbelievable elements, related as if it were true and factual.
Yoo bro I just got signed to a record label they signed me for 100 billion. 100 billion? Nah boo you just looted it
when at a strip club, you try to take all of the money in her g-string; starting with the highest value and then decreasing
John: hey man, i'm going to the strip club tonight rich, and i'm gonna leave broke again
kurtis: have you tried to loot the booty? works every time for me.
John: you have to play with somebody else though
Kurtis: I'll show you how it's done
Getting bomb ass loot in Fortnite at a named location
*Chest gives you mythic gun* or *Looting multiple concurrent good chests*
"LOOT LEGATO!!!!"
When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.
"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."
"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"
Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
Used to describe a girl who has been with may guys
Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking
“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”