A fork of Rural Dictionary
The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career
Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.
The feeling you have when you've been love bombed by someone with mad rizz, but who's true nature has finally come out.
He was so charming at first, but he showed his true colors and I've got nothing left but rizz regret.
when you regret something but want to keep it on the down low.
i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets
The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.
Antonym of Papa Bless.
"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.
You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.
"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"
When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.
Common in incel communities
Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her
Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it