A fork of Rural Dictionary
Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it
Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?
The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
a still-born
doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'
woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
A Human or ape like creatures:
penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .
1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'
On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.
Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.
An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!