A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n) your worst nightmare; the girl you can’t keep.
wade wales <3
Waleed is a long nosed man who uses his nose in order to perform photosynthesis to survive. This man is known to be feisty and easily irritated, moreover he hates the sight of people enjoying themselves and always strives to spread his Zorro-astronomy beliefs.
Person 1: What the hell, this guy is taking in all the oxygen!
Person 2: Oh dont worry its just another Waleed nasser
Person 1: How do we stop him bro
Person2: You wont be able to......hell get pissed
A welshman's penis.
I'm going to go down to her docks and show her the highlights of south wales.
My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart
Waleli is the cutest girl in the cosmos, she’s stunning and gorgeous. If you have the chance to date her, treat her like royalty, like a princess some would say. She’s phenomenal and perfect in every way. A way about her that lights up a room and brightens up everyone’s day. She’s a absolute hoot when you get her talking and quite easy to fluster too <3
Waleli is the light of my life, she’s so pretty it makes me want to die