A fork of Rural Dictionary
an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"
Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)
"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk
Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.
Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now
1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.
“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”