A fork of Rural Dictionary
To deliberately or negligently disseminate false, distorted, or unverified claims under the guise of factual reporting, often targeting audiences perceived as uncritical, credulous, or susceptible to ideological manipulation.
Chad can't help habitually DOGEing the residents at the old folks home, peddling conspiracies and misinformation to an audience that is eager to accept sensationalism over evidence.
A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.
one doge-second later, he came back
Defintion of corn deged is being needed in the right or left lower cheek or between then
Pr.1 yo i just corn doged that kid hes totaly crying
Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.