A fork of Rural Dictionary
a half-assed job at estimating.
Because I'm not very smart, i just guesstimated instead of actually thinking about it and making an estimate.
1. Originally used by morons who like to make up words, guesstimate is a combination of two words that don't mean quite the same thing; A combination of the words Guess and Estimate that has adopted the meaning of the word guess. 2. To Guess; To draw a conclusion with little or no reason to believe so.
Bob: How high are we on this building? Mark: I'd say about 10 stories. Bob: That sounds like a good guesstimate. Mark: (Silent in awe of Bobs stupidity)
To estimate. To aproximate the total or amount of a value or object. Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".
I guesstimate my intellegence to be that of a primate.
A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.
Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation? Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th- Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
A word used by Dr. Cox from Scrubs. A guess and an estimate.
"My guesstimate would be that you'd make 100 million $ after the first suscription..."
To guess instead of actually using any proper way of estimating, therefore using less effort than estimating
It said to estimate in the math question, but I CBF so I guesstimated
To guess something very randomly.
Teacher: Billy, what do you think will happen to the vinegar when we put in salt? Please do NOT guesstimate. Billy: It will turn into a dog