A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you call a penis of a woman who received a sex change
Did you hear about Erickah's 2 inch tomboy muffler? He just got it put on with the operation.
The act of creating a new open during anal sex that allows the free flow of gas during the festivities.
Lady: What would you like to do for our anniversary?
Fran: It is a special night, we could try muffler stuffing.
A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.
So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.
I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.
When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?
2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔
1: type shit