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yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 24, 2022

yoink stick

when your being a dummy but emma still loves you

you’re such a yoink stick

by Blah📚 January 29, 2019

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 06, 2023

yoinks lads

It’s what my ex said when se told me she stil loved me but not fully

Ik heb nu iets van Yoinks lads blijf bij mij

by Sara’s uitspraak October 08, 2019

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 10, 2022

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019