Country Dictionary

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE