A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.
There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey
A word used to describe outstanding functions.
Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?
The logarithmic function of a vector. Also called a vector-valued function (which is a less commonly used name for it)
Leosaman! Find the vectorithmic function of y=3x+2
Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.
She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.
When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !
I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !
Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.
I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!
high functioning and low functioning are both common medical term which are actually very harmful to use.
they're often used to measure how easy disabled people are to interact with and not actually how their disorder affects them.
when someone is labelled as high functioning, people assume they have no struggles whatsoever, so they don't look out for them. and then they might have a meltdown or burnout because they've had to push through those feelings all of the time.
and when someone is labelled as low functioning, people assume they're stupid or something along those lines, so they baby low functioning people. even when they're full-grown adults!
(when i use the term "disabled" i mean anyone who is affected by a learning disability or anything similar, if my usage of this term comes off as offensive, just know that i apologise, but i am saying all of this as a disabled person, so ofc i wouldn't use that term to purposefully harm anyone!)
Person 1: so you have high functioning autism?
Person 2: on the outside that may be true for you, but on the inside life is very difficult for me, so i'd prefer if you didn't force functioning labels on me and just do your best to support me instead.
P1: oh crap, sorry man, thanks for explaining