Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

markeis

Live asf with a good heart stroke game A1 and sometimes a doggy but loyal and fine

Markeis has some good penus

by Keis8 March 17, 2017

Markey

A very handsome guy who talks alot ,always smells amazing ,has a good fashion sense, who thinks and highly of himself and is a guru when it comes on to females

I want to be like Markey when i grow up.

by Ashley 01 August 02, 2018

Markey

A amazing guy...but he never shuts up!!!!!!!

"blah blah blah blah blah blah" "Markey give it a rest!!"

by Jenny February 03, 2005

Markey

n. an arrogant man with greasy hair and high water pants, typically has no concept of reality and believes he is infallible: see douche bag

Shut the fuck up you Markey, no one wants to hear it!

by Notevergonnafindout April 15, 2008

Markey

A man with a very very very small penis

Is that markey with the small dick

by Jazmine beach June 16, 2019

Joe Markey

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.

"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey

by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

luke markey

To Markey, motion over ground and objects like that of the free-runner (parkour) and stunt actor from the soon to be released motion picture Blood And Chocolate

oooo that was a bit Markey... (upon seeing someone jump a fence in fantastic fashion)

or.. to shout LUKE MARKEY ! whilst Transversing an Object to give courage!

by Mr Loom July 24, 2006