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heater beater

A heater beater is someone who's both a little trigger happy but also so cocky as to pull a gun over anything, wether his intent is to use it or not

Oh, dont fuck with that nigga, he a heater beater

by DickGulper November 26, 2024

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards

I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.

by ParisLV March 16, 2016

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 11, 2019

Vodka Heater

A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.

Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.

Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.

Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.

Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night

by VodkaHeay July 02, 2022

sink a heater

smoke a cigarette

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask

by mixtest December 10, 2017