Country Dictionary

Doing some risky shit, and then regret it later

he quickly learned that you don't "fuck around and find out" with someone as resourceful as her.

When your SOUL is being taken over from a FIST FUCKING and you want them to permanently take the OUT DIRECTION of FUCKING.

GET YOUR THIRD HAND out of MY ASSHOLE as I want THE FUCK OUT.

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters

get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.

I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot

when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive

Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive

"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"

chill bro you's crimping my swag (American translation)

"bruv just scored the sickest goal on fifa"
"mate jam the fuck out''
''wut?''
''you spent a tenner on a blue cavani you fucking melt''