A fork of Rural Dictionary
See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp" To randomly make a song ad libbing. You can literally sing about anything as below....
The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh" Soup Soup Tasty Soup Soup Spicy carrot and corriander Chilli chowder Crouton Crouton Crunchy friends in a liquid broth I am gespatchio Oh! I am a summer soup Mmmm! Miso Miso Fighting in the dojo Miso Miso Oriental Prince in the land of soup
A genre of music invented by The Mighty Boosh which involves improving about situations in a way similar to rap without actual music. Famous example include The Soup Song, Trapped in Cabinets and Eels.
The crimping competition last night was amazing, Daniel really pulled off that song about llama tennis.
To have a wank and a poo at the same time
Fuck this im going crimping. fuck this im going for a crimp.
a popular dance done by the brennan children that consists of flailing limbs slightly off time to one hit wonders of the once liked pop culture music genre.
"erin, put on some fanking crimping music!"
The act of having a awsome morning after awsome night.
man that was a good night lets go crimping
The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.
Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!
A form of scat singing usually performed as a duo. First invented and developed by Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Often Characterized by lines of interconnecting verse usually referencing abstract imagery, concepts and characters.
He is crimping on stage right now. At tea she showed everyone how well she could crimp. The Soup Song Soup, soup, A tasty, soup, super spicy, Carrot and coriander, Chilli chowder, Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth, I am gazpacho, oh, I am a summer soup, mmm, Miso, Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso, Miso, Oriental prince in the land of soup!