A fork of Rural Dictionary
Walnut is a funny and sweet guy, who will crack jokes. Most often, he always has your back and see's the good in you. He's a good friend if your sad or lonely.
The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.
When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.
Man , I just had a great walnut while you where checking out.
A person who uses intellectual buzzwords such as "cognitive dissonance," "strawman," or "ad hominem" to make themselves sound smarter than they really are when they cannot defend their own argument. Users of these words most often do not understand the actual meaning.
That's not cognitive dissonance, I just saw through the lines of your argument better than you did, you walnut.
A person or persons who supports the building of a border wall between U.S. and Mexico to keep out illegal immigrants.
LISTEN TO THOSE WALNUTS OVER THERE CHANTING "BUILD THAT WALL"!