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The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

The center of all evil.

See McDonalds.

Person 1: Hey let's go to walmart and then to McDonalds!!!!!111one!1!!!!
Person 2(the cool person): nah, I think I'll hang out at this locally owned coffee shop/market instead.

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds.

A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?

B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it!

A) I hear they're rolling back prices.

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business.

1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?

2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart.

01. a redneck paradise.
02. a redneck wedding chapel
03. a redneck birthing grounds
04. where red necks hold birthday parties
05. where rednecks meet others to have a ho down

billy bob went to walmart to marry his sister sally may