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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress” “Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass

heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five

by Dapzy March 11, 2021

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Eight five

A man that will beat the living shit out of you and has a very aggressive vocal chords

Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do Eight five: make him never see the light of day

by Wescattq June 16, 2022

dropping fives

when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you

Brandon, you feelin like dropping fives today?

by @mashed_brotato May 02, 2016

Spanish five

Spanish five in it's literal sense refers to union people of any race smoking a hot dart in the afternoon on company time, usually without pot, but sometimes involving a spleef

Hime! Let's make this a right smart and proper Spanish five Big Daddy let's go off site and do a Spanish 5! Is it on the company clock pail face?Yessir let's go off site and smoke about it, hon! What weed oh Spanish five

by Eddie Torres E.T. July 21, 2021