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clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.

Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???" Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now" Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown." Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth" Corinne: "word"

by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018

clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus. Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.

Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.

by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

Brown Clown Sunrise

The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers

"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs" "Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"

by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023

Clown Chowder

1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid 2.) The Soup of Fools

“Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...

by Trashlight May 20, 2021

clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell

Ahh you clown biscuit

by Pbandjennay April 17, 2021

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage. When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos March 27, 2014

Drown the Brown Clown

Taking a shit

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.

by Deuce22 March 12, 2022