A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your genitalia smells like the b82
Damn yo, who just g'd your barber
Sexy light skin with a shlong
“Damn did u see LT Barber in school today”
Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.
He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone
When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.