A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!
Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
Mate your a chode slinger
When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.
Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!
-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally
I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock
anyone who starts swinging their penar around like a lasso
hey man! did you see the local dick slinger the other day? he caught all the baduzz (bad guy huzz) with that one.
Yeah, that was badass dude
A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!
WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!
Someone(a guy usually) that kills that christmas
Her Christmas yearned for that trick slinger