Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.

Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?

by Numerati July 31, 2024

Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.

OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!

by BISS999 November 01, 2022

Christian Telles

Meh kinda person.

You're such a Christian Telles

by Anon152 November 24, 2010

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 06, 2020

christian davis

christian davis is the hottest person in the world. he’s in love with addy self

yo did you see how good christian davis looked today

by user43982 October 31, 2022

christian davis

Bag full of dicks

When Jeremiah wouldn't get the nudes I called him a Christian Davis

by Jeremiah lacerna August 01, 2017

Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.

Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?

by Dumb thoughts... May 02, 2019