Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.

"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot." "Yep, must be the Christian Effect."

by jaccdoesstuff December 06, 2023

Christian Borofff

A nO ChiN and No AsS soy boy

Did you see Christian Borofff? Yeah I think his back just turns into legs.

by itswrittenforme February 21, 2019

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner? Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.

Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?

by Numerati July 31, 2024

Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.

OMG!! IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!

by BISS999 November 01, 2022

Christian Telles

Meh kinda person.

You're such a Christian Telles

by Anon152 November 24, 2010