Country Dictionary

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

When one smokes Marijuana while leaning out a car window.

Friend one: dude. I want to smoke this joint, but I don't want to stink up my car.

Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells

Dumb ass

Your a Ginga Tree

Competitive squirrel shooting.

Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree