Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Angry horse

When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.

Look at that girl who keeps posting pictures of her horse, that is one angry horse.

by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 02, 2015

Horse cork

A cork that was once in a horses ass and now in a humans ass to serve as a but plug

Hey are you going to use that horse cork?

by ET-HAN123 January 19, 2018

Plunge horse

A horse at long odds who receives the predominant amount of market money at a late stage in betting and thus ‘plunges’ the price into favouritism or near favouritism.

How many fucking times does your plunge horses have to get rolled before people wake up and realise your a fucking dud!!

by Big_jim420 February 10, 2024

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 07, 2019

god of horses

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?” “yeah it’s anya.”

by lord and saviour July 07, 2021

horse mug

someone with a face looking like a horse

that russian has an annoying horse mug

by xupypr January 21, 2024