A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?" Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!" Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!" Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
yo mouth look like a horse . and yo ass talk to much like stfu sometimes nigga
" you horse mouth bitch you talk to much " " ok and yo ass let out to much shit fat ass bitch stop eating"
A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.
One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.
A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse? Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage? Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions... Ben: or a horse Rowan: ... or your keys Ben: or your horse Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh. Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket? Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse (Pulls out a horse) Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
A slur for someone of Mongolian descent
Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker. Jack: how do you know? Bob: look at his eyes jackass
a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.