Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 26, 2011

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator April 28, 2018

dingle-horse

you call that idiot a dingle horse as he cannot do anything that the person has asked to do

i can't lie, ur gyal is a dingle-horse

by waterpipesock February 16, 2024

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 15, 2023

give a horse

To give ur freedom up to love

Bro give a horse to her .So she knows how much she means to u

by Purpleturtle7878 October 25, 2023

High in the horse

high in the hores is when someone gets too high

So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse

by Conky November 20, 2023