A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry
Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse
Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.
Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.
A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch
Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes
An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.
Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.
When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.
That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.
A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses? Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.