A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is where someone totally does not have a gun
Generally said in American schools
I don’t have a gun to shoot that French guy
A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.
Friend:Sure
When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.
*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”
Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
opposite of "when i have time"
when i don't have time i usually do some work
The greatest question ever to be asked.
Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.
King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player