A fork of Rural Dictionary
Internet talk for lies or insults that aren intended to trigger people
User 1: This is the best thing since Harry Potte
User 2: Harry what?
User 3: Great bait, mate
noun
1. A male or female that is appealing to the opposite sex.
I gotta go to the club tonight and find the bait!!!
1)Another word for blatant
2)Obvious
3)Get you found out(by authorities: police,teachers,security etc)
4)baited - Snitched / Got you found out
1) It's so bait he beat you in that fight
2) Boy steals from the shop - "You're lucky you didn't get caught cos you were bait!"
3) Why would you go with him, he'll bait you up
4) He just baited you up to Mr Strict, lets get him after school
Male genitalia, particularly the scrotal assembly (scrotum and testicles).
One of the oddest human body parts, no one knows exactly why the scrotal assembly is put together the way it is. However, many scientists now theorize that, much like the worm-lure tongue of the Alligator snapping turtle, the scrotal assembly's appearance evolved as a lure to help prehistoric man catch and kill otherwise deadly wooly mammoths.
When a mammoth was spotted, one man would climb onto a stump, rock, etc. and shout out mammoth calls while dangling his junk in full view of the animal. The mammoth, entranced by this display, would stumble drunkenly toward the man with its mouth watering and its trunk outstretched ready to pluck the sweet sweet prize from the hunter.
Then, suddenly, the rest of the hunters would spring up from behind the bushes and spear the mammoth which, even while dying, would never take its eyes off the bait. Often, the mammoth's mouth would continue to water for an hour or so after death, and while some speculate that this was merely a reflex action, others suspect that as the mammoth's brain shut down, it saw before it a brilliant tunnel of light with hundreds of juicy nutsacks at the end.
After the extinction of the wooly mammoths, the scrotal assembly has become essentially a vestigial appendage whose unique appearance no longer serves a purpose, much like the appendix.
HHHuuuucccgh!!!! It got me right in the bait!
When something happens that can cause you any danger.
"I almost tripped back there, that was bait.
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"The police just searched me with chron in my shoe, that was bait."
"I almost just got hit by a low flying jet, that was bait."
Tom: i just found out my mom has crabs
Jake: shit thats bait, hopefully when i fucked her i didn't get it.