A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mysterious creatures that can be very adorable, intolerable, pure sexy, or downright creepy. If you're lucky enough, you can land one that completely and wholeheartedly loves you.
Doug to John "Just cause I have some girls as friends don't mean I want to sleep with them each time I see em."
Mythical creatures that aren't real
Person 1: Hey do girls exist? Person 2: No they dont