Country Dictionary

May 27 Dress as a soft girl for the whole day.

Hey it’s May 27! I could finally dress as a soft girl and not be judge.

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

national throw your friend with bleached ends day. just throw your friend that has bleached ends.

"it's may 27?"
yea
"so i can throw you?"
fuck

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

A day where you gather a group of your shortest friends and have them to fight to see who gets to win pair of stilts

Hey wanna help me on May 27
Help with what?
We gather short people and make them fight
Wait isn't that like the Josh fig-- nevermind I'm in