A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!
Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”
This means that on August 4th, you should go fuck ur girl best friend 😏😎
if you were born on this day you have a small dick. your name is probably something stupid and gay like “danny.” you’re probably a lonely stoner who thinks the world revolves around you.
Oh you were born on August 4th? You have a small pp. don’t even talk to me.
August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.
Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th
Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor
Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”
Women: sorry that’s just my discharge
this is the day you bully your sister
Me : Haha this is mine now
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th