Country Dictionary

the day mi amor was born 😩💍

Girl one: Hey whats today? Me:mi amors birthday 💍 May 7th 😍

The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god

Fuck me iTS May the seventh The worst/holiest day of the year May 7th

on May 7th your s/o has to send you a picture of their boobs, with or without a bra on.

Girl 1: My man said it was national boob pic day? Girl 2: Girl send him something May 7th

Get yo girl to send u a titty pic today

"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day" " What does that mean" "U gotta send me a titty pic"

Capitulation of germany after the war

Its 7th may 1945 woohoo! Germany capitulated #LBOZO #SKILLISSUE

Annoy Your Friend's Day!

Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist? Person 2 : What- Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down. Person 2 : Wait.- Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS Person 2 : Why. Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th) Person 2 : Well you suceeded

National ass picture day . Person your talking to must send you an ass picture

Me: it’s May 7th , National ass picture day Woman : here’s a picture of my ass