A fork of Rural Dictionary
something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.
oh that was great penis milk!!
The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina
Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis
The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.
(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.