Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Colombian Air Conditioner

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Tim: "Your a bitch." John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner." Jane: "Hi Jack" Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"

by Botoraka October 23, 2017

Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.

Bob - i heard you got a job Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif Ali - stop it ________________ Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work? Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics Bob - Thats just low

by lenny xox king August 29, 2008

AIR CONDITIONER

Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.

Fucking air conditioners

by miki_kimi123 March 09, 2021

Air conditioner

When the child or children in the home don't biologically belong to you, but you step up and take the role and responsibility. The parent of said children is under the air conditioner as to say that they owe you sexually or in a sexual favor.

Yes dear I understand but it's the air conditioner here.

by Air conditioner man March 03, 2024

Norwegian Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii? -Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.

by brobk avlie August 04, 2021

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 07, 2024