A fork of Rural Dictionary
-hey there, applebee
-what the fuck's an apple bee? A bee that makes apples? A bee in shape of an apple? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN. WHY ARE YOU CRAZY. GO HOME
A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?
When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.
If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.
What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."