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assgoblin

insult

associated with cockmongrel and tittygargoyle

That assgoblin, he stole my pen!!

by alidaughter April 13, 2004

assgoblin

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, Sam is such an assgoblin
Guy #2 : I know, what an assgoblin.

by Alex November 10, 2003

assgoblin

normally a guy who is ugly like a ass and looks like a Goblin. They are very stupid and normally gay. Smells like shit all the time. Ugly face and messed up hair. He is basically a shit looking monkey thing that crawls around and lerks around in shit. And everyone wants it to die but Arrington just keeps feeding it. Also an ass goblin can be anything ugly or retard or disturbing shit looking piece of shit from your ass. Also assgoblins have no penises just manginas.

That Guy looks like an assgoblin
That piece of shit is very assgoblin looking
Assgoblin is gay
That person is lerking around like an assgoblin

by assgoblinrobert January 07, 2012

Assgoblin

The kind of person that, no matter how hard they try, cannot seem to stop gawking at womens asses when they walk by.

Man, he is being such an assgoblin, staring at women constantly like that.

by Ex Tacy March 08, 2012