A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).
Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.
When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket
You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.
To accidently dial a number from your cell phone
when its in your pocket .
I must of assidently called you again.
The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting
Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"
Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.
No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.
An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.
There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.