A fork of Rural Dictionary
August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day
Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number
WARNING, REACTOR EXPLOSION IMMINENT...
"Reactor core startup initiated. All personnel please evacuate the core chamber at this time." "DATE: August 18th, 1985. 18/08/85."