A fork of Rural Dictionary
Removing such a large amount of excrement from your bowels that it leaves a void, like the forced evacuation whites from the inner city (or injuns from their land, or jews from poland).
I have to evacuate (aka poop).
Shitting and puking simultaneously; a complete release of bodily waste; everybody out!
"I've been cleaning the bathroom all day from the evacuation those taquitos caused me last night"
To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night" Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.
Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.
Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand. Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.