A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey you guys! I'mma go take a bath!
Murdoc: *sees bathtub* ZE BAFF ! ! !
When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.
Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!
Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?
Sister 1: That would be awesome!
Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!
When you slide jelly into the open anus of a girl then suck it out using a straw like clearing water from a bath
Gave my girl the best jelly baff last night, strawberry flavour was on the menu
Black Coffee with baileys
Can i have a cup of baffe, please?
I just love to drink baffe.