A fork of Rural Dictionary
Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.
"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"
Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc
"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"
The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.
You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?
In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.
"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"
This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.
Hey, batter batter!
Hey, batta batta!
To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*