A fork of Rural Dictionary
Our lord and savior who has come back to us after he finished fighting of the evil spirits of dank past. He has blessed this earth with his pressence and shall spare us casual mortals so we can live another day.
All hail the great lord Beanos, and how much cash and money he holds in his pants. Hallelujah.
A Beano is a person who does not have a solidified friend group and attempts to uncomfortably join another friend group; even though they are clearly not wanted. A Beano is also a person who doesn't understand social cues.
That Beano won't leave us alone.
Was created after the mad titan Thanos ate a special bean. After eating that bean he transformed into the ultimate Beanos.
Thanos: I am...... inevitable
Tony: And I.......am..........Iron Man
Thanos: *eats special bean*
Tony: Oh no..... it's the ultimate BEANOS
*Beanos theme song plays while the whole universe shreds into one atom*
A cool caca ball he always plays fortnite on a daily listening to bass booted music such as Gucci gang by lil pump says “Hey —— wanna play fortnite?!?”
a purple bean with a face that is almost always smiling
Beanos is love, Beanos is life
-Everyone 2019