A fork of Rural Dictionary
A simple little bean that was watching infinity war and all of a sudden, POW!! Thanos comes out of the TV The Ring style and fused with the innocent bean and created the masterpiece named BEANOS!!!!!!!!!
The almighty being who can kill anything in the universe
Tonight I’m going to praise the almighty BEANOS
Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
The god and leader of Beanism. Beanos is the one who will save us from the fortnite players as they should be eradicated. He likes baked beans but will smite those who like kidney beans
Man: I almost died last night, I almost met Beanos. Man2: That would have been lit fam