A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.
WOAH ur so annoying..geez you bernard!!
An anonymous character that lurks on YouTube around DnB videos.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
a heartless selfish being who usually dont care until karma kicks in. dont wash and get with any kind of trash that throws itself at him over the prize. never care what he lost. a goodlooking hoe lovin douchbage.
yo bernard had a sexy as girl. what happen?
-he done with her. he got with that hoe now. she ain got no respect for him or herself. now he stuck with her. smh
how he get a girl anyway, nigga stink !
A person with an extremely small penis. almost invisible to the naked eye. So small you can pick a lock with it.
I was so excited to screw my new boyfriend, til he dropped his pants and showed me his Bernard.
Elderly penis, but a young body.
Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!