A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who has no life and comments almost everywhere godamn place possible. They use unfunny jokes or sometimes they are funny, but they don’t even realize it. They can become pretty popular. Lots are on YouTube while some are on other apps/websites.
COMMENTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
Something Urban Dictionary got rid of.
Half the humor on urbandictionary.com was formerly found in the "comments" section. Conversely, their removal has made this site one half less funny, one half less entertaining to visit, and one half more retarded
When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.
"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."
The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.
Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"
Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"
The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
To comment in the middle of a conversation.
Michelle: So I went into Wal-Mart and there was a lady in her bikini buying her son a...
Hannah: If she had the audacity...
Michelle: Excuse me?
Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.
When annoying ass posts on Facebook or any social media make you comment for something.
"comment for jesus" and "scroll for satan" or something similar to that, you get the point.